Funny Email Jokes On Marriage
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Image courtesy of badjonniA woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
10 Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand--and divorce is at least 100 grand! (Of course in western countries, paying settlements...)
Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks & the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks & the man listens. In the third year, they both speak & the neighbours listen...
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is!
Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man & woman become as one, the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical & a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.
Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Cheers
Johnny
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