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Famous Movie Love Quotes from The Proposal Movie

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Here comes the bribe...
Cast: Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, Malin Akerman
Director: Anne Fletcher
Genre: Comedy

The Proposal Movie Short Synopsis
Margaret Tate (Sandra Bullock) is the executive editor-in-chief of a book publishing company, Colden Books, who forces her assistant Andrew Paxton (Ryan Reynolds) to marry her in order to avoid being deported to Canada. He grudgingly accepts, under the condition that he is promoted to the position of editor. When the government investigates, the two are forced to spend the weekend with his parents in Alaska in order to sell the lie. The family suggest they could marry the same weekend, and they reluctantly accept. They start to fall genuinely in love as they spend more and more time together. Because of this, during the wedding ceremony, Margaret decides she cannot do this to Andrew and confesses the business arrangement in front of everyone--including the immigration officer handling their case. She is then told that she has 24 hours to get back to Canada, and thus goes back to New York to pack her things. Upon doing so, however, Andrew shows up at the office and confesses his love for her in front of the entire office staff, proposing marriage all over again.

When high-powered book editor Margaret faces deportation to her native Canada, the quick-thinking exec declares that she's actually engaged to her unsuspecting put-upon assistant Andrew, who she's tormented for years. He agrees to participate in the charade, but with a few conditions of his own. The unlikely couple heads to Alaska to meet his quirky family and the always-in-control city girl finds herself in one comedic fish-out-of-water situation after another. With an impromptu wedding in the works and an immigration official on their tails, Margaret and Andrew reluctantly vow to stick to the plan despite the precarious consequences.



The Proposal Movie Funny Quotes:
Grandma Annie: [to the MedEvac pilot when he refuses to take her to the airport] Don't make me call your mother!

Margaret Tate: If you touch my ass one more time I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?

Andrew Paxton: [as Margaret slowly descends the ladder to the dock] Congratulations. I'm a hundred.

Margaret Tate: Why didn't you tell me you're some kind of Alaskan Kennedy?

My own personal review on The Proposal Movie:
This is a must watch love movie as it makes me laugh out loudly in the cinemas and its very touchy too. Therefore, go watch it and you will never regret it.

Cheers
Johnny
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50 Things Girls Hate About Guys

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The following is a very interesting post about the things that girls hate about girls. This post was posted by a personal development blogger and if you want to read more about his posts, you can visit HealthMoneySuccess.com.

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It can be frustrating when a couple quarrels That is why I try to avoid potential quarrels by trying not to do things that the girls hate. So maybe this list can help you to avoid quarreling with your partner. Here is the list.

1. Forget her birthday. (Deadly mistake)
2. Forget your anniversary.
3. Spend more time with your buddy instead of spending time with her.
4. Bring her out with your buddies and ignoring her.
5. Criticize her dress sense.
6. Choosing work over her. (Balance is the key here)
7. Multitasking when talking to her over the phone.
8. Want to hang up the phone after just 1 minute of conversation.
9. Make your room untidy.
10. Chose to watch your sport activities (football match) over her.
11. Forget to put the toilet lid down.
12. Never pick up her phone calls.
13. Took half an hour to reply her text messages.
14. Never plan for outings.
15. Spineless.
16. Make fun of her in front of others.
17. Ridicule her make up skills.
18. Saying she is fat.
19. Talk bad about her family members.
20. Never seek her opinion for the week end getaway.
21. Forget to shave. (Differs for different people)
22. Appear untidy.
23. Criticize her career choice.
24. Lack of hygiene etiquette.
25. Ogle at other girls.
26. Text messages in your phone from other girls are more than hers.
27. Lie to them.
28. Judging her.
29. Any contact with your ex.
30. Compare her with other girls. (Deadly mistake)
31. Forget to put the toilet lid down after peeing.
32. Lack of ambition in life. (Girls do not like potato couch. It just doesn’t give them a sense of security)
33. Fail to give her a sense of security.
34. Appearing insecure.
35. Guys who do not know how to take care of themselves.
36. Not romantic at all.
37. Flirt.
38. Breaking promises.
39. Over protective.
40. Over boasting.
41. Egoistic.
42. Stingy.
43. Doesn’t pay attention to what she says.
44. Arrogant.
45. Doesn’t pamper her.
46. Have a picture of other girls in your cell phone.
47. Never call back when you promised her.
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I think that is about it. I left the last 3 slots empty for the ladies here. Any input from you will be helpful for the guys here.

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Johnny
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Funny Email Jokes On Marriage

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A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
The following is a funny email jokes that talks about marriage and I felt that I should share this with my viewers. Hope you will all enjoy it and laugh it out.

10 Commandments of Marriage


Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3
Marriage is grand--and divorce is at least 100 grand! (Of course in western countries, paying settlements...)

Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks & the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks & the man listens. In the third year, they both speak & the neighbours listen...

Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is!

Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man & woman become as one, the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical & a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.

Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Cheers
Johnny
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Things Men Know About Women

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Everything Men Know About Women

About the Author
Newport House Publishing, which was founded by Alan Garner and Cindy Cashman, first published Everything Men Know About Women in 1987. AMP took over the Newport House line in 1985 and has been happily publishing this title ever since.

Product Description
Fully reveals the shocking truth!" -Daily News

* A landmark book completely revised and updated to reveal what men really know about the opposite sex, including " " and " "

In a little more than 100 pages, Dr. Alan Francis distills years of research and thousands of interviews to reveal the most comprehensive understanding of men's knowledge and understanding of the opposite sex in Everything Men Know About Women.

* Fiercely frank and insightfully funny, Dr. Francis literally spells out everything men know on topics ranging from making friends with women to satisfying women in bed. To quote directly from famed Dr. Francis, men already know, "" about women and this book will teach them, "".

* That's right, between the pages of this telling tome, readers will find 128 blank pages. Because in reality, what do men really know about women?

* The perfect gift for your significant other on Valentine's Day, or for the groom celebrating his upcoming nuptials.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews
My husband actually gave me my first copy of this book. (All the pages in this book are blank!). I then purchased a dozen more as gifts for all my female friends. It's a great coffee table conversation piece. The price is worth the look on the faces of those who pick it up and start thumbing through it! ~ By aznails

The definitive work on the subject of man's knowledge of women. Dr. Francis's work will be studied for centuries to come. ~ By Donald NOLA

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Johnny
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Jokes on Women Finding Husband

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HUSBANDS FOR SALE !

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.<>

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempt ed to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Cheers
Johnny
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Short Stories About Love - Burned Toast

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"When I was a little boy, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage, and extremely burnt toast in front of my dad.

I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his toast, smile at my mom, and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that toast and eat every bite!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the toast. And I'll never forget what he said: 'Baby, I love burnt toast.'

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his toast burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, 'Andy, your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides-a little burnt toast never hurt anyone!'You know life is full of imperfect things...and imperfect people. I'm not the best housekeeper or cook.

What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each other’s faults - and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences - are the one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

Cheers
Johnny
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7 Ways to Rebuilding Trust in a Relationship

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There’s nothing left here, nothing to say. Let your past, fade away. Stay with me baby and we’ll find the path. Keep on running, don’t look back.
~ The Breakdown (music band)
Do you know these 7 concrete ways to rebuilding trust in a relationship? Often, what really make a relationship work are not the things we think of first. For instance, do you think you always need to spice things up? Wrong! Predictability is more important than variety in a relationship. The following seven methods are guaranteed to grow your connection by improving the level of trust in a relationship.

First, as I mentioned in the opening paragraph, you need to be predictable. This goes against the common notion that you need to “stir things up” to keep the romance alive. Sure, going to a new restaurant or giving a surprise gift can be nice, but most of all, we need things to be consistent and steady in order to make our relationships work. Consider that trust in a relationship is built on being reliable day in and day out.

Next, you need to make sure that your words always match the message. This means that your partner needs to hear the words which match your body language. If you say you are happy but you are frowning, your partner doesn’t hear your words, he or she sees your face and the tone in your voice. Your partner needs to be able to trust what you are saying. When the words match the message, you build trust in a relationship.

Third, you need to have a fundamental belief in your partner’s competency. If you don’t you won’t have the trust in a relationship that you need. When lovingly communicated, the truth is never destructive. When you do not believe that your partner is competent at some things (or indeed, anything), you violate the trust in a relationship.

Don’t keep secrets. Secrets destroy the trust in a relationship. Be honest and open. Assume everything you know will eventually come out. Secrets require enormous energy on your part. That is energy that could be going into building the relationship.

Fifth, don’t be afraid to let your partner know what your needs are. Don’t make him or her guess what you need. Let them know. It is okay to be self-centered as long as you are not selfish. Indeed, if you are reluctant to assert your needs, you may go overboard in the opposite direction and smother your partner.

Sixth, learn to say no. When your partner voices his or her needs, which is a good thing. However, you don’t need to say yes to everything. A partner cannot respect you if you never say no. Refusing to be subjugated to the other person’s will actually build trust in a relationship.

Finally, always pursue growth. When you plant a flower, you begin by digging in the dirt. Digging in the dirt of our relationships can sometimes cause pain. But, through that pain, we prepare the soil for future growth. Don’t be afraid of turmoil, crisis, or questions. These become the fertilizer for growth and change. Embrace what is difficult.

When you decide to work on rebuilding trust in a relationship, you are bound to encounter a little pain. However, as you work through this pain, you will not only become stronger as an individual, you will also strengthen your relationship.

Cheers
Johnny
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